Heads Or Tails #17 - Mark

For those of you who don't know, I recently graduated college and I've just started my budding career, ready to climb the corporate ladder. I'm certain that many of you readers are already well on your way, and perhaps some of you haven't even started yet. Whatever the case, I'm off to good start.

One strategy I've taken is straight out of the instinctual text book: marking my territory. I started out with hand-me-down equipment, like an old crummy computer, and 4-walled cubicle (I have to take down a wall to get in) a hundred and one pencils with the erasers used up. I found that by urinating on the things I want, however, eventually people would gather a distaste for the items and give them up.

I've only been working a few months, and I already have the fastest computer, the nicest pens, and a kick-ass leather chair. Only down side is that my cube smells like piss. :-/