Manic Monday for November 19, 2007

What is your least favorite day of the week and why?

This one's hard because they're all my favorite! Actually, this raises the question: Is there an antonym for favorite? As far as nouns go... not so much.

What's the best way to end the day?

The best way to end the day is with a full-hearted high-five. I've been a big advocate of bringing back the high-five, and with good reason. I mean, would you rather end your day with a hug, or a handshake. Then again, sex might be better than a high five.

All right, I'll change my answer to hot, wild sex.

Which animal would you have left out of the ark?

Are you kidding me? The damn dinosaurs. I'm sure God's plan was to have all the animals of old reproduce in the new world. I can't even guess how many species were eradicated from existence before Noah managed to throw the thunder lizards off his ship.