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Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

I prefer Coca-Cola because of a story my grandpa used to like to tell before he passed away (now that he passed away, he's somewhat indifferent to telling to the story).

Grandpa Greenbek never did like soda pop, so when a young, smug-looking man in a tweed suit visited his house and asked if he'd like to take the Pepsi challenge, my grandpa said no. Well, the tweed suit guy, whose name was Jimmy, or James, or maybe just Jim thought that maybe he should just try a sip. Who knows, he might like it.

Now times were different then, because in todays world if you lay a guy out you'll be paying him the big bucks because of some big law suit, but in his time it was just his way of saying no means no. So ol' Pappy Greenbek laid down the signature Greenbek Hammer, then pissed on the bloodied mess that had oh-so-recently been Jimmy, or James, or Jim. "Take the piss challenge," he yelled at him. "How's that taste?"

Oh yeah, Pappy Greenbek was a great man, and he hated Pepsi so now I like Coke.