3x Thursday: 08/17/y2k+6: Animals

1. What's your favorite animal (This doesn't have to be a mammal, mind you!)? Why?

Why that, of course, would be the koala. As a kid I was well-travelled. When I was just a boy, my familly took me to Australia and everywhere we went I saw these little koala bears just sitting around in trees eating their eucalyptus leaves. So I keep complaining to my dad about how lazy these dumb creatures are, and he finally asks me why I don't just go beat the shit out of one.

So I try it, and the thing scratches the shit out of me. I have to go to the emergency room and get stitches everywhere... I mean everywhere. Ever since, I've respected the koala more than any other animal.

2. If you could come back as any animal, what would it be? Why?

A koala, because I've beatin' enough ass to earn an easy life.

3. As pets, Betta fish live in vases or bowls by themselves. Do you suppose they have stressful lives ever? How so/how not?

Have you ever tried living in an all-glass room? It's pretty fun.

Bonus Question for Comments: Are you glad your're a human being instead of, say, an amphibian? Why/why not?

Yes, because I'm not a dumb fuck.