Feast One Hundred & Seven

Appetizer
What color is your car?

My car is red because it's the color of blood. I love to drive, and when I drive I want it to be a life-extension of me.

By that logic, I am also a Ford :-/

Soup
If you could wake up tomorrow with full training in another occupation and a job in that field, what would it be?

I would like to be a guidance counselor. Then I could use my skills to properly answer this question.

Salad
How many times in your life have you had the flu (or something similar)?

More times than I can count.

The worst time was when I was visiting my uncle, Jeffery, who lived in Kentucky. I got what they called The Finger Flu which supposedly had to do with the little finger on my left hand. Jeffery, always up to date on home-remedies, decided that the best way to cure my sickness would be to amputate the said finger.

I'll tell you what, cured me just like that. Like I needed that finger anyways.

Main Course
What is something that has happened to you this week that you didn't expect?

If you've read my other blog, then you'll know there was a girlfriend who beat the shit out of me a year or two back. She died in a car accident on Monday. I guess that didn't happen directly to me, but it made me unexpectedly happy.

Dessert
How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Seven. My friend and I sat at the lunch table and he bet me his lunch money that I wouldn't drink a cup of my own urine. Well I'm no wuss, so I did it. Right after that I gave the lunch money to a girl named Rachel in exchange for a kiss. She didn't talk to me for a long time after that.